THE INFAMOUS GAY OWL JOKE

A man goes hunting in the woods. As he goes further into the forest, he sees a white owl. The white owl goes "whoo,whoo". He continues, and then sees a gray owl. This owl goes "squawk!". Then he sees a gay owl and that owl goes "yoohoo, yoohoo!"

THE INFAMOUS GAY OWL JOKE

A man goes hunting in the woods. As he goes further into the forest, he sees a white owl. The white owl goes "whoo,whoo". He continues, and then sees a gray owl. This owl goes "squawk!". Then he sees a gay owl and that owl goes "yoohoo, yoohoo!"

BRITTANY KNOCK KNOCK

-yes, i know knock knock jokes are for toddlers. This one is decent.-


Knock Knock
Who's there?
Brittany Spears
Brittany Spears who?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Oop I did it again!

GROCERY STORES

If Costco is a grocery store on steroids, then Walmart is a 7-Eleven with type 2 diabetes.

IRISHMEN

And then, the Irish man walks out of the bar.


No really! It can happen!

SUPER BOWL 45

So, what team do you want to win the Super Bowl?
Oh, I don't care. Whatever team ends in -ers.